I might as well blog on here, 'cause I don't have anything for the other one. And whose fault is that...
Death is Thanatos.
Erm... one time my mom's beeper went off, and she was all "bsjjdgjdjhhdiuhidksollla!", making fun of it.
These mexicans were standing nearby, and apparently one of them thought that she was making fun of them, so he came up and stared her down, and said "bdhuhdihuaolqkmjphbsjjzhbekjanbjbjsbdjb!" at, like, 50 mph.
The other mexican just looked embarrassed, and my mom was all "WTF!?!?

Anyhow, my dad's philosophy on why cats are better than children is: "They're cheaper, and you can shoot them when they get out of hand."

Erm... Auf Wiedersehen!