Fasting

I know there is a religious background to it but really i do not know what that background is... Care to explain Christians?

hey everyone!!!!!

First of all i think i have a few songs that totally explain my life they are: My immortal by evanescence, Find out who your friends are by Tracy lawrence, Lean on me by Bill Withers.........
Wat others represent me????


Anyways.......this weekend was great............wat did u guys do!!!! i worked friday nite, slept in saturday, worked saturday nite, after work i drove around in a chryslar 300 (thanx Chuck) went out to a party......then drove the 300 some more......and drove some family and friends home........it was great....gotta luv chuck's 300!!!!! then i spent sunday at the lake it was chilly but fun!!!!!!!

I like hanging with the crew....atleast everyone made it home safely....thats wat matters!!!!!!!!!!

Hey guys

How has school been? Weee, I got to miss out on the rest of Spirit Week! Of course, I'd rather be able to see, and not have my face constantly drenched, but...
Anyhow, I hope to be back Monday, an A-day... *sigh*
Damn.
I have to take an antibiotic 3x a day, a painkiller every 6 hours as needed, I have to put 2 different drops in my eyes 4x a day, and I have to put this gel stuff in my eyes every night to help dissolve the stitches, and I have to clean the crap out of my eyes every morning. Then, I put my sunglasses on and stumble around all day. Yeah, baby.
Hey Ashley, do you text often? I was wondering if I could have your cellphone number to call or text sometime. It's no biggy if I don't get it, but maybe you could tell me Monday if you agree.
And how is Thanatos?
Au Revoir.

I might as well blog on here, 'cause I don't have anything for the other one. And whose fault is that...
Death is Thanatos.
Erm... one time my mom's beeper went off, and she was all "bsjjdgjdjhhdiuhidksollla!", making fun of it.
These mexicans were standing nearby, and apparently one of them thought that she was making fun of them, so he came up and stared her down, and said "bdhuhdihuaolqkmjphbsjjzhbekjanbjbjsbdjb!" at, like, 50 mph.
The other mexican just looked embarrassed, and my mom was all "WTF!?!?

Anyhow, my dad's philosophy on why cats are better than children is: "They're cheaper, and you can shoot them when they get out of hand."

Erm... Auf Wiedersehen!

Konichiwa

Konichiwa daimone! Hai, me no resha in aretu!

koshinametuwa shebinarii!

Ashley herute kimino

I made my post!

Try to translate it now!


~HAHAHA~

hey

Hey, guys how have you been? anything exciting going on? Got any funny jokes? well post them we want to hear!!! come on guys your slacking!!!

Weather

Well here i go...not much to say so....lets talk about the weather!!!!! On January 26, 2009 around 2 oclock in the afternoon it began to mist.....The roads automatically turned to a solid sheet of ice.......by 3 oclock when skool let out cars were covered in ice.......when walkin to my car me and many other people almost fell on our butts.........The drive home was great cars sliding every which direction.........i hit the ditch atleast 3 times to avoid the ppl who almost hit me.......lol....... yesterday like 3 buses slid into a ditch just from our skool......most of the kids had to be takin to the elementary where they were made supper.....and they had to have the parents pick up the kids at like 5:30...........no skool today......and round to has started again so we probably wont have skool again wednesday.IM totally thinking about goin out of a joy ride in my car.................. Let me know if u have any good stories from the bad weather.

blonde joke...

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Hello people. My subjects...

Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if
they aren’t prepared for the answer:

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness to the stand-a-grandmotherly, elderly woman.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.

The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?

"She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks that bitch if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."

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