Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Weather
Well here i go...not much to say so....lets talk about the weather!!!!! On January 26, 2009 around 2 oclock in the afternoon it began to mist.....The roads automatically turned to a solid sheet of ice.......by 3 oclock when skool let out cars were covered in ice.......when walkin to my car me and many other people almost fell on our butts.........The drive home was great cars sliding every which direction.........i hit the ditch atleast 3 times to avoid the ppl who almost hit me.......lol....... yesterday like 3 buses slid into a ditch just from our skool......most of the kids had to be takin to the elementary where they were made supper.....and they had to have the parents pick up the kids at like 5:30...........no skool today......and round to has started again so we probably wont have skool again wednesday.IM totally thinking about goin out of a joy ride in my car.................. Let me know if u have any good stories from the bad weather.
Friday, January 23, 2009
blonde joke...
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Hello people. My subjects...
Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if
they aren’t prepared for the answer:
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness to the stand-a-grandmotherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.
The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?
"She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks that bitch if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."
Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if
they aren’t prepared for the answer:
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness to the stand-a-grandmotherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.
The Lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?
"She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks that bitch if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
new post
ok guys i do't know if all of you know how to post, so up in the right hand corner theres a place that says new post click on that then just start typing about what ever.
Friday, January 16, 2009
blog
well this blog is basically whatever we make it to be you can complain or just talk about whatever for ex. the days events. you can also comment on other postings!! lets make this fun and random!!!!!
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